If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lie under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
I can’t believe harry and louis kiss each other
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
For me the jumper is important because it’s adds to the list of things louis has done to contradicts the idea that he and harry have chosen to change the way they interact. It doesn’t make sense that louis would get harry to move out of their house, stop interacting with him in public, moan about how degrading these rumours are in print interviews, target people on twitter etc. but then do things which encourage popular headcanons.
This is LOUIS AND HARRY!!!! They’ve gone on about how they’re best friends, their mothers went on about how they were best friends too, they holidayed together, they “just clicked”, they immediately wanted to move in together, “it just kind of happened”, “no I’ll never leave him”, #welivetogetherdealwithit, “always in my heart”, “should we all go away at christmas with h and anne as I might miss him”. Apparently the same louis decided these rumours were getting serious enough that he had to cut all ties with harry and continue a strictly professional relationship with him. A boy who is THAT BOTHERED by rumours would be hyper aware of everything that happens in this fan base and he would immediately stop doing things which encourage rumours. He’s doing the opposite of that when he tells the same story about cooking his first meal without specifying who that meal was for when there’s a lot suggesting he cooked it for harry. He’s encouraging rumours when he wears a shirt promoting a gay beach and when he changes lyrics and says ambiguous things like “one proper relationship” and “define girlfriends”.
At this point the OOPS jumper is just another one of those red flags. The narrative they’re spinning makes no sense at all. SURELY it’s about time to ask why they would bother pushing the idea that they’re bothered by these rumours when their behaviour contradicts that at every turn. So for me, it’s like another massive heads up to everyone who still thinks the idea that they’re offended by gay rumours is a plausible one.
Also, it’s sentimental and disgusting and that’s what I’m here for.