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Anonymous asked:
how often do you masturbate


why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen


”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye


i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it


it literally KILLS me that harry just needs to walk, talk, or stand next to a female of any age and he’s dating her but the idea of harry dating someone he moved in with at age 16, has intense heart eyes over, mirrors, has complimentary tattoos with, “early bird gets the worm, trying to walk, i’d marry you harry”, jealousy, blow job innuendos (the list literally goes on and on), is like gibberish to them.


still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

(Source: gayathrik1611)



do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

*sobs onto a five paragraph essay that was practically pre-dictated by the teacher and resembles every essay I’ve written for ten years*


Friendly reminder that all of these tweets are real life


fans of one direction don’t listen to only one direction music on repeat for hours and hours on end but there are moments when we’ll need to listen to them and only them on repeat for hours and hours on end


it’s getting to that time with this band where each member gets more and more attractive, and they all become more equally attractive but in different ways, to the point where half the time your favourite literally isnt your favourite bc yOo aye otha boy ur face liek yis and im going to cry thiS baND NEEDS TO BE STOPPED


i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe